Posts Tagged ‘money’

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bankroll-less

October 9, 2008

i checked my checkings account today and i hit a low of $161.72. wow! the public should not be alarmed, i have been spending money like a mad man trying to help pull the United States out of this current state of a recession that we seem to be falling into. not quite sure if it’s actually helping the economy, but it sure as hell isn’t helping me boost my funds.

i thought i had a critical bankroll, evidently not. therefore this song does not apply to people in my situation…

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six-figure, money-maker.

August 11, 2008

i saw this ferrari today in DC and it made me want to reflect on a lot of things and think about my lifetime goals. the school year is around the corner and i realized that i need to step my game up in life, period. along with getting a high GPA , joining all school clubs, and racking up crazy amounts of community service this year, i threw up a new goal…to be making a minimum of six-figures. i need to live large and the largest people have money to throw around like it’s water. so that’ll be me whether you want it or not, and with money comes fame, so i need to be famous too. be on the lookout for me doing huge things to get an inch closer to fame, we need more black celebrities and for legit reasons, we are losing too many great blacks [rip bernie mac].

during my DC excursion yesterday i realized that i didn’t have the appropriate cashflow to purchase everything that i truly desired. i wasn’t comfortable with that situation at all, it kind of urked me, like those kids at camp. so yett another wonderful plan of mine had emerged to the surface: the six-figure, money-maker blueprint. i’ll be doing everything in my power so i am able to walk in the club looking like that guy and breaking out into this song-
while throwing twenties at the most wholesome looking chicks.

so this is my goal and it needs to be reached by the age of 30, before my hair starts receding, that’s just not cool. however, in order for me to embark on this mission, i need donations from everyone! lol gottem.